Emma Bailey

Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a plus sized adult model, with an open mind, and a good heart. I'm a MODEL, not a PROSTITUTE, so please treat me as such. I'm happily married to an amazing man, and we have a semi open relationship. I enjoy card games, cartoons, video games, and many different fandoms.

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Posts I Like

boysdontdie:

It ticks me off so much when someone who claims to be body positive makes fun of people with small dicks. Its so fucking hypocritical but they don’t give a shit in the slightest. I spent most of my teenage years horified that I had a small dick or would have a small dick. Then I spent half my…

Aaa-fuckin-men! Penis size is a big deal when you talk about male body positivity. It’s not ok to hurt others for things they can not control.

Asker jetblaksuit Asks:
How was your first call in the ambulance?
emmabailey emmabailey Said:

I was waiting for someone to ask. Lol it was fun, an elderly women fell in her home and had an 8 inch lesion on her lower calf. She was on Coumadin so she was pretty bloody, which is exactly how i wanted my first call to be.

Claiming there is no other life in the universe is like scooping up some water, looking at the cup and claiming there are no whales in the ocean.
Neil deGrasse Tyson, in response to Aliens can’t exist because we haven’t found them yet.” (via officialkylemaclachlan)

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Pixies,
Doolittle

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Florence + the Machine

florencewelchismyreligion:

Florence and the Machine - Stay With Me (Sam Smith cover)
[live @ Orange Warsaw Festival 06.14.2014] xx

This is out of this world. 

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Klaus Badelt vs Jeremy Soule.

puzzlebomb:

jean-huh-kirschnickerdoodle:

thegeekmaster:

derpscream:

Pirates of the Caribbean/Skyrim Mashup by flipboit4midles.

(Bask in the awesomeness of this.)

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i literally threw my computer across the loveseat when i heard this. its so epicly beautiful.

Excuse me, I have to go embark on a quest. I don’t know to what end but I have a ferocious need to be a badass. 

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I am a natural at rolling cute blunts

slyclig:

REASONS TO BE NICE TO PEOPLE:

  • why the fuck do you need reasons just be nice to people omfg

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Yes ma'am... racial profiling via dress is NOW LEGAL!!! Because after all, it's not based on you race, right? Of course not... that'd be RACIST, and my best friend is black!!! It's more or less controlling the potential for criminal gathering in public places by youths. It's just coincidence that the law focuses on those youths that happen to be (*coughs) black.
emmabailey emmabailey Said:

It’s horse shit for like a million different reasons. It’s obviously targeted at young black men, no real denying that. It’s also that it’s completely crap that people can wear rebel flags and support the kkk, but everyone associates sagging pants with violent criminal activity. You can’t tell people how to dress and you especially shouldn’t be able to fine them for it. I thought we were supposed to be the land of the free, not some weird racist prison state with a system designed to put minorities in prison, and keep them there.

teacupnosaucer:

neptunain:

heteronormativity for dummies or, “why homophobes aren’t the only problem”

You will not believe the shit I get for correcting people when they talk about my daughter like this. Just stop fucking assigning sexualities to babies jfc straight people


I agree and all, but children are not able to retain strong memories until they’re four. I seriously doubt  kids remembers their parent saying anything like that to them as infants.

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shar-kitty:

Shit got real.

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st0n3rjesus:

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

"Talk to the hand"

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