Emma Bailey

Hey, I'm Emma. I'm a plus sized adult model, with an open mind, and a good heart. I'm a MODEL, not a PROSTITUTE, so please treat me as such. I'm happily married to an amazing man, and we have a semi open relationship. I enjoy card games, cartoons, video games, and many different fandoms.

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A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

A bath tub cut out of a large single piece of Quartz Crystal.

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The Animals,
Retrospective

lettherebemusicblog:

There is a house in New Orleans
They call the Rising Sun
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy
And God I know I’m one…

(via h0rror-queen)

hyuugasaki:

story about a dude that rejected by a hot girl and the movie shows him trying to win her over and at the end it turns out the hot girl is a lesbian and she had a crush on this chubby girl the dude totally rudely rejected earlier and the two super cute girls smooch and the dude cries and no one gives a shit

(via therealpuffdaddy)

courtneytrouble:

naked beach sneak peek (just submitted to gods girls!) photos taken by the totally irreplaceable mr. trouble. <3 <3 <3

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Evolution isn’t just a story about where we came from. It’s an epic at the center of life itself. Far from robbing our lives of meaning, it instills an appreciation for the beautiful, enduring, and ultimately triumphant fabric of life that covers our planet. Understanding that doesn’t demean human life - it enhances it.
Kenneth Miller, biologist (via whats-out-there)

(via cupcakesandchronic)

fayedaniels:

"No one compares to you." - FH

travellingcompanionstephrogers:

chafing-nipples:

modmad:

nooby-banana:

becauseimdavefuckinstrider:

jim fucking carrey

jim fucking carrey

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I love Jim Carrey. I once met him in a 7/11, and I was getting a soda, I turned and saw it was him, and he saw I was going for a Doctor Pepper, so he said “Oh did you want one of these”, to which I stuttered out a yes and he grabbed all of them and said “too bad” and brought them up to the front. Then he bought his stuff and left the sodas there, and left. Almost immediately after, he ran back in and began putting the sodas back and paid for mine.

This is what happens when Candians are let lose and try to prank people

(via mallorylrc)

scumyo:

 

Unfriendly reminder that in America it’s reasonable to say an unarmed black kid deserved to be shot six times because he might have robbed a convenience store, but a white kid shouldn’t be kicked off the high school football team just because he violently raped a girl.

(via h0rror-queen)

monetizeyourcat:

magicpottybaby:

sizvideos:

TL;DR : Watch this incredible story in video

holy fuck! so how did the penguins taste?????

this is the cutest video in the entire world. this seal is just so afraid for this dumb weird baby she thinks she’s found out in the ocean. have a bird. have another bird. no, see, eat the bird! the bird is food! why won’t this stupid baby eat. open your mouth you idiot baby i will feed you bird if it’s the last thing i do

(via rainsofthrones)

unicorndraws:

magical girl Nicki

(via anorganicrobot)

fullten:

dogsinmethlabs:

Lord give me strength.

Physical violence is not the only way to be a monster. 

(via cupcakesandchronic)

thegeekyblonde:

thegeekyblonde:

on the one hand bronies “coming out” as a ponysexual or whatever because they think it’s just as dangerous as being gay is appropriative and homophobic as hell but on the other hand imagine some 22 year old with premature balding twisting his fedora in his greasy hands as he tearfully explains to his horrorstruck parents that he jacks off to technicolor horses 

there’s a reddit thread devoted to people grumping about this very post

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(via bullshit-time)